Text description of XKCD Comic #262 - In UR Reality

In this stick figure cartoon, two men stand facing one another. The man on the left is wearing a hat and holding a cat and a piece of paper. Man 2 has raised his arms. There are three cats with paper captions stuck to them.

Man:

Oh hi; I'm here from the internet

Man 2:

What are you doing!?

Man:

Gluing captions to your cats.

Title-text:

Hey, at least I ran out of staples.

One of the cats is purring and playing with the paper caption