Text description of XKCD Comic #262 - In UR Reality

In this stick figure cartoon, two men stand facing one another. The man on the left is wearing a hat and holding a cat and a piece of paper. Man 2 has raised his arms. There are three cats with paper captions stuck to them.

Oh hi; I'm here from the internet
Man 2:
What are you doing!?
Gluing captions to your cats.
Hey, at least I ran out of staples.

One of the cats is purring and playing with the paper caption