In this discussion, I present pump.io, a simple, efficient standards-based social stream server. The API daemon uses the Activity Streams JSON standard and a simple RESTful API to provide most of the functionality needed for social features. It can be used for mobile apps, as a social add-on to otherwise asocial programs, or as the core of a primarily social application. With Webfinger and dynamic OAuth client registration, the server also provides a simple but featureful social federation system.