This new product is an extemely helpful widget. It's uses include
- Doing things
- Doing other things
- Not doing anything
Maybe two - look for details.
Now we're talking serious happenings.
All prices shown below are in Elbonian Dollars. Order these products via our order form or contact your nearest international distributor.
We make all manner of cool products.
This is our latest.
Nothing like a shiny product to attract a magpie.
The Bower bird, of Australia, collects anything that is blue to decorate its nest. Your purple things are pretty safe though..
We've been showing off our wares
People thought they were wonderful.
"This is a great product"
A clever guy in the newspapers (Aust) 6 October 1999
"I love it!"
A clever person on TV (US) August 15 1999
The great product has won prizes and awards and makes your life wonderful and complete..
"One of Australia's best. Offered great value for money, the judges said"
The Advertiser, 21 October 1999
From the floor
Lots of cool things have happened for us this year. We're very pleased.