yo mister fixer-man.
you again?
I told you not to mess with that.
what went wrong now?
did you break something?
sumptin borken?
what no worky?
the plan not come together?
using unsupported software again?
if it's open source you can fix it yourself.
it's probably something you did.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
Who, me? I just wander from room to room.
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.  
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.